Long Dog Short Agenda Tee
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Today's schedule has been shortened by a very long dog. 🐾
This funny dog shirt pairs a long-haired dachshund in profile with the words "LONG DOG. SHORT AGENDA." It's a small reminder that not every day needs a packed calendar.
🐶 Recognizable dachshund charm
💬 A punchline fellow dog people will understand
👕 Unisex classic fit for easy everyday wear
🎁 A thoughtful nod to your favorite dachshund fan
🇺🇸 Printed and shipped in the USA
Less scheduling. More tail wagging.
Product Details
Product Details
What you're getting
- Fabric: Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton; heather colors are cotton/polyester blends. 4.5 oz lightweight jersey.
- Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size. Sizes S-3XL.
- Print: A long-haired dachshund shown in profile above the words "LONG DOG. SHORT AGENDA."
- Made with care: Printed and shipped in the USA.
Who is this shirt for?
For the dachshund lover whose weekend plans revolve around a little dog with a very long body. This humorous sausage dog tee brings a knowing wink to dog-park chats, pet mom coffee breaks, and afternoons with nothing urgent on the calendar.
Is this a good gift for dachshund lovers?
Yes, the recognizable long-haired dachshund and short-agenda joke make it a thoughtful gift for someone devoted to their low-to-the-ground sidekick. Choose it for a birthday, a new dog parent, or a friend who always votes for staying home with the pup.
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Our Promise to You
Our Promise to You
At Animal Obsessed, we make tees animal people actually love to live in 🐾
Every tee is printed on soft, durable fabric built to hold up wash after wash 🐶 comfy enough for lazy mornings on the couch and cute enough for the dog park
You're covered by our 30-day happiness guarantee. If it's not right, reach out to us and we'll make it right 🐱
Best part? A piece of every order goes to charities helping cats and dogs in need, so your tee helps feed, shelter, and care for rescue animals 🤍
The Animal Obsessed Mission
Every Tee Helps a Rescue Animal
We started Animal Obsessed for one simple reason: loving your pets and helping animals in need should go hand in hand. Every tee is designed for the cat and dog people who wear their heart on their sleeve.
That's our pledge. Part of every order, and part of every VIP membership, goes to funding food, shelter, and medical care for rescue cats and dogs. No animal should go hungry or without a home. Good tees, good cause, happy pets.
Food & Care
Nutritious meals for animals waiting on their forever home.
Shelter & Rescue
Safe spaces and rescue support for cats and dogs in need.
Medical Help
Vet visits and treatment so every rescue gets a healthy start.
Shirt is very soft and comfortable.
plants dogs coffee is basically the complete weekend checklist
clean little three-icon graphic and the pink paws actually stand out well
the mixed lettering and tiny paw details make this one way cuter than a plain slogan shirt
the black graphic on the gold tee is bold without being messy
the dog portrait has way more detail than i expected and still looks funny
the whole get in loser pup cups line is now our official dog ride shirt
a cat pressing a barbell over its head was apparently the motivation i needed
the dog leaning out the window between FETCH and THIS cracks me up
golden retriever in a cap with a beer is basically peak saturday
all my friends really are dogs so this felt a little too accurate
the cowboy cat and rope border are exactly the right amount of ridiculous
love all the warm little details around the goldendoodle and coffee cup
the black and white lifting cat looks clean and sharp on the dark shirt
the kneaded pun got me and the cat baker details are really cute
i would like to exercise my right to remain silent about how true this shirt is
coffee and dog with the paw marks. simple accurate no notes
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spent way too long looking at every little cat drink on the shirt
the little whipped cream cup and paw logo are ridiculously cute
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