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I Would Commit Crimes For This Dog Tee

I Would Commit Crimes For This Dog Tee

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I Would Commit Crimes For This Dog Tee — Black

I Would Commit Crimes For This Dog Tee

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The design stacks the phrase "I Would Commit Crimes For This Dog" in bold, cutout-style lettering with a distressed finish for a gritty, handmade look. The word "CRIMES" stands out in deep red with dramatic drips, giving the whole graphic a darkly funny edge that dog lovers will appreciate.

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At Animal Obsessed, we make tees animal people actually love to live in 🐾

Every tee is printed on soft, durable fabric built to hold up wash after wash 🐶 comfy enough for lazy mornings on the couch and cute enough for the dog park

You're covered by our 30-day happiness guarantee. If it's not right, reach out to us and we'll make it right 🐱

Best part? A piece of every order goes to charities helping cats and dogs in need, so your tee helps feed, shelter, and care for rescue animals 🤍

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Customer Reviews

Excellent 4.9 / 5

  • Love this brand

    Finally a tee brand made for real pet people. The fabric is so soft and the dog design is hilarious. My pup fully approves. Absolutely obsessed.

    Tyler B.

  • Great savings with VIP

    The VIP membership pays for itself. The store credit each month is a nice touch and I can't wait to see what new cat and dog designs they drop.

    Ann-Marie

  • Love that it gives back

    Softest tee I own and the print is adorable. I love that part of my order goes to helping rescue dogs. Already ordered two more for gifts.

    Rachel

    The Animal Obsessed Mission

    Every Tee Helps a Rescue Animal

    We started Animal Obsessed for one simple reason: loving your pets and helping animals in need should go hand in hand. Every tee is designed for the cat and dog people who wear their heart on their sleeve.

    That's our pledge. Part of every order, and part of every VIP membership, goes to funding food, shelter, and medical care for rescue cats and dogs. No animal should go hungry or without a home. Good tees, good cause, happy pets.

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