Attempted Murder Crow Tee
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The gathering is small. The charges are ambitious. 🐦
This attempted murder crow shirt pairs two sketch-style birds facing each other with a lowercase punchline. It's a little birdwatching humor with suspiciously good timing.
🐦 Two-crow illustration for corvid fans
💬 A wordplay icebreaker for fellow bird nerds
👕 Lightweight jersey for easy everyday wear
🎁 A witty gift idea for crow lovers
🇺🇸 Printed and shipped in the USA
Count the crows. Enjoy the reasonable doubt.
Product Details
Product Details
What you're getting
- Fabric: Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton; heather colors are cotton/polyester blends. 4.5 oz lightweight jersey.
- Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size. Sizes S-3XL.
- Print: Two sketch-style crows face each other above the lowercase words "attempted murder," arranged on two lines.
- Made with care: Printed and shipped in the USA.
Who is this shirt for?
For the backyard birdwatcher who recognizes a crow call and never lets a good pun fly past. This funny crow tee brings corvid humor to nature-club meetups, coffee breaks, and conversations with fellow bird nerds.
Is this a good gift for crow lovers?
Yes, the two-bird joke makes a thoughtful choice for crow lovers, birdwatchers, and anyone who appreciates dry animal humor. Give it for a birthday or as a little nod to their favorite feathered neighbors.
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Our Promise to You
Our Promise to You
At Animal Obsessed, we make tees animal people actually love to live in 🐾
Every tee is printed on soft, durable fabric built to hold up wash after wash 🐶 comfy enough for lazy mornings on the couch and cute enough for the dog park
You're covered by our 30-day happiness guarantee. If it's not right, reach out to us and we'll make it right 🐱
Best part? A piece of every order goes to charities helping cats and dogs in need, so your tee helps feed, shelter, and care for rescue animals 🤍
The Animal Obsessed Mission
Every Tee Helps a Rescue Animal
We started Animal Obsessed for one simple reason: loving your pets and helping animals in need should go hand in hand. Every tee is designed for the cat and dog people who wear their heart on their sleeve.
That's our pledge. Part of every order, and part of every VIP membership, goes to funding food, shelter, and medical care for rescue cats and dogs. No animal should go hungry or without a home. Good tees, good cause, happy pets.
Food & Care
Nutritious meals for animals waiting on their forever home.
Shelter & Rescue
Safe spaces and rescue support for cats and dogs in need.
Medical Help
Vet visits and treatment so every rescue gets a healthy start.
Shirt is very soft and comfortable.
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